Episode Eight | The One Where We Talk About Twilight

In an effort to be unbiased, or at least present such an option to our listeners, we've decided to give you guys the option to buy Sally Johnson's book, The Skeleton in My Closet Wears a Wedding Dress, which you can buy from Amazon here. You should know we're not making any money off of this, nor is Sally aware of what we're doing (whether that's a good or bad thing we've yet to determine).

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Episode Seven | Potter Eats Potatoes

Episode Seven brings you lots of tales and tangents, as well as some golden nuggets of wisdom. Lots of Harry Potter in this episode too, so you're in for a treat.

Episode Six | Feminism Throwdown

Episode Six is here, guys! Feminism to the max in this one, so prepare yourselves for a wild ride.

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Episode Five | Ashley Eats Potatoes

Episode Five of "Feminism and Funeral Potatoes" brings you a review of the first part of Chapter Six of The Skeleton in My Closet Wears a Wedding Dress. We also have a special guest star, because we're popular and people think we're funny.

Episode Four | Singing for Skeletons

Episode Four brings you a review of chapters four and five of The Skeleton in My Closet Wears a Wedding Dress. Lots of chat about Phineas and Ferb, the Word of Wisdom, and the trope of the Hot Clutz as a modern day literary heroine. Also, Madie sings in this episode, and Kaitlyn makes big promises for next week. Enjoy, snitches.

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Episode Three | Star Wars & Soda

You lucky ducks--two episodes in one day! That's almost two and a half hours of FFP awesomeness. And this one's a doozy; we've got lengthy discussions on Star Wars (our takes on Ewoks, lightsaber etiquette, and the original versus prequel trilogy), cheese versus chocolate, and the Diet Coke phenomenon. Spoiler alert: we're all for caffeine. 

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We should be on iTunes soon. If anyone knows how to do it, please let us know. Madie is basically dying trying to understand RSS feeds while simultaneously reading Virginia Woolf novels for her British Modernism class. Seriously. D Y I N G.

Episode Two | Have You Seen the Ward Directory?

Sorry for the blank spot at the end. We're struggling.

We're back, snitches. Sorry for the long break (among other things, we had papers, the stomach flu, and technical difficulties), but we have returned. Here's a review of the second chapter of The Skeleton in My Closet Wears a Wedding Dress, complete with a discussion about temple covenants, the stigma of The Ward Directory, and which Old Testament prophets would teach which college courses. It's a riot, and we're glad you're back.

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We should be on iTunes soon. Check back to see when we're playing in the big leagues. On the bright side, we have intro and exit music this time. NPR should be calling us soon.

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